Hellgate London Extravaganza

This is a compilation of Hellgate London pictures from my old Weblog, and some new ones (at the end).


This is your right... you're gonna die!


Poor unicycle.


Mmm... Porks red meat.


It's a SCAM




Nothing like a refreshing Mr. Sak soda.


-- THE NEW ONES --



When I first looked at these boots, I thought they had baby heads on top of them.


I had to turn the contrast way up and sharpen it a lot to make "Carnivorous Plants" barely visible.


Stained glass from um... whatever the last station I was at was. The one before Monument Station.


Hellgate London's answer to Lands' End

I sleep with the Grim Reaper

...And take photos. ^.~






Grim is so bald and sexy.


THE FLASH HURTS MY EYES



Take that, Internet Stalkers. Yeah; I know you're watching.

Zatham, don't make me over. I'm proud of my blemishes.

Also:
Cereal Mascot Therapy Session

...The dead who live off of living live flesh live life living lively... live... life... ness...

"Night... of the Living Dead!

The dead... will live on living flesh!

The dead whose haunted souls hunt the living!

The living whose bodies are the only food for these... ungodly creatures.

Night... of the Living Dead!"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKvmOEGCU

These dreams go on when I close my eyes OR Night of the Living Jelly Babies

1) I was pushing my mom in a wheelchair, through a hospital mall (!). I kept suggesting stores to go in and she disagreed with everything I said because she was in a bad mood. She insisted she wanted to go look in a baby store (like Baby Gap). What the H*ck? Then I said, "Mom, you should be nice. Why are you so mad?" and she said, "It's not my fault I'm mad! My knees hurt!"

2) There were bugs in my house and I kept going to sleep in the dream... so I wasn't sure if new bugs were coming out or if I was just going to sleep and dreaming I killed the bugs, only to wake up and find them still there in real life. One type of bugs was... REAL LIVE JELLY BABIES! They were Jelly Babies, but live and crawling around. Also more translucent.

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Also, in the real world...

Me: *shows Brothery my latest knitting project*
Brothery: I don't like knitting, because it involves sharp things.
Me: *looks at knitting needles* They're not sharp.
Brothery: Stick them in your eye and see if they're not sharp.

Battle to the death!

Reborn Optimist: >) @ The Doctor [regarding my new AIM avatar]
Me: >) I think I'm in love with him
Reborn Optimist: Isn't the shoeshine guy jealous? >)
Me: OMG PROBABLY :(
Me: >) @ if they had a battle to the death
Reborn Optimist: Doctor Who would probably get the best shots, but shoeshine guy would know all of The Doctor's moves before he even makes them
Me: OMG YES >)

You F*cking PC Game

Zatham: I want the same kinda style
Zatham: they had in "Fallout" 1 and 2
Me: ???
Zatham: what decade is that?
Me: I have no idea. ...
Me: What do you mean "Fallout"?
Zatham: Ugh you f*cking
Zatham: PC game.
Me: >)
Me: DON'T CALL ME A PC GAME

Made Just For You...

A local pizza restaurant which will remain unnamed to protect the innocent, has a very funny pizza box:



The man at the front looks like he is either trying to pick an egg up off of the pizza with chopsticks, OR trying to push it into the pizza... which would take hours and probably drive someone insane... and he looks insane. He's looking right at me. And the guy behind him (on the left) looks scared.

Feline Hill

So I had this weird dream...

I was playing this videogame that in the first level, was IDENTICAL to a part of Silent Hill 3. Somehow I didn't think I was playing a Silent Hill game at first. (...) Anyway I entered this one room where there were pictures in frames all over.. most of them were just cats.. some of them were pictures of people with cats. Then I saw one that said "Feline Hill" and I realized, "OH! THIS IS THE NEW SILENT HILL GAME!" (...)

Room 303 was a room I made note to myself, "Next time I play this game, DO NOT go in this room if I can avoid it." In retrospect, I have no clue what kind of building this was. At first it was like a hospital, but then near the end it was a restaurant. 303 was a room I went in and my character (she looked a lot like Heather from SH3, I think) became sick to her stomach and threw up for no apparent reason and afterwards went to sleep. (...) I wasn't sure if it was a necessary room but I didn't seem to do or find anything valuable there.

I actually played most of the game in my dream. On the last upstairs level things started turning red and I entered a restaurant-looking area... where I saw people eating normally, but Pyramid Head was at the corner of one of the booths, looking at some pictures of people hanging up on the wall, and he seemed to be humping the wall. He was wearing a maid outfit, but otherwise male in appearance. He spoke but it was unintelligible; at the same time, booming and authoritative. (...) Then he disappeared. I woke up at this point but somehow I knew, it was just before the boss fight.

OMG ZATHAM

Tom Baker's Doctor Who Season 18 scarf has orange and purple!!

Orange and purple!!

http://www.doctorwhoscarf.com/pattern3.php

Mother's Day

...Because disrespecting her every other day of the year just wouldn't be fun without it.

(TM)

I broke my computer

...But now I am back, after a lengthy absence of SEVEN WHOLE DAYS.

I bring you goods!

The best villain quote ever.

(After vehemently denying being tired)
Sontaran: Now I will kill you all!

Sontaran: But first, I have more important things to take care of.