1) I was pushing my mom in a wheelchair, through a hospital mall (!). I kept suggesting stores to go in and she disagreed with everything I said because she was in a bad mood. She insisted she wanted to go look in a baby store (like Baby Gap). What the H*ck? Then I said, "Mom, you should be nice. Why are you so mad?" and she said, "It's not my fault I'm mad! My knees hurt!"
2) There were bugs in my house and I kept going to sleep in the dream... so I wasn't sure if new bugs were coming out or if I was just going to sleep and dreaming I killed the bugs, only to wake up and find them still there in real life. One type of bugs was... REAL LIVE JELLY BABIES! They were Jelly Babies, but live and crawling around. Also more translucent.
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Also, in the real world...
Me: *shows Brothery my latest knitting project*
Brothery: I don't like knitting, because it involves sharp things.
Me: *looks at knitting needles* They're not sharp.
Brothery: Stick them in your eye and see if they're not sharp.
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