Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Power of Math

Frylock: I can't just... bring you back to life.
Master Shake: Come on; you can do it. You know? You're like . . . a math guy.
Frylock: I don't think that math is going to bring you back from the dead.

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Master Shake: I would say don't talk to me again, but I'm not talking to you. So . . . there's no point in saying it . . . because you're not even here!

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(Frylock reads Master Shake's suicide note)
Master Shake: Friends, relations, whatever the hell Meatwad is, I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitchin'! But no, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine. Dear Meatwad, turn on that dumb game, because I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, Baby! Missing you already, M.S.

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Frylock: Well, could Billy Witch Doctor dot com maybe raise something else from the dead? Bigger than a chicken?
Billy: Mega Ultra Chicken? No, shhhh, he is legend!
Frylock: Well, no, I mean, I was thinkin' more like a human . . . milk shake . . . or something like that.
Billy: Ohhhh...Billy Witch Doctor dot com feel more comfortable with chicken.
Frylock: Just chickens huh? Ok, and you're local?
Billy: One convenient locations . . . in Africa.

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