Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Problem with Roleplaying Games

...That are fun to play more than once is the following.

Me with Level 99 Lightning/Cold Hybrid Sorceress: Oh, this game is totally awesome! I finally defeated the Master Grand Master Super Giant Butterfly Lion Champion! I should build a new character and play again!
Me with Level 1 Dual-Weapon Cleric: Wow; I can't believe I just stood here fighting a Butterfly Maggot for over 2 minutes.

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I introduced Yammy to Baldur's Gate II: Dark Alliance.

Me: *levels up* I'm going to save my skill point.
Yammy: OK.

. . . Later . . .

Yammy: *leaves the room to check on her laundry*
Me: *secretly applies a point to Animate Dead*
Yammy comes back.
Yammy and I are going along killing monsters.
Me: *runs in circles*
Yammy: *chases my Skeleton* What the Hell? Where's he going? Is the Skeleton unkillable?
Me: *maniacal laughter*

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