Nameless Little Boy: *runs up to Yammy and Me with a sparkler*
Yammy: No! No! Get that thing away from me! *moves*
Nameless Little Boy: *puts sparkler closer to Me* See? She's not scared. *continues following Yammy*
Me: When you run, they chase you.
Yammy: They're like dogs; I know.
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Me: *expresses my attraction to bald men*
Yammy: *makes vomiting noise* ... Wait a minute. [Nameless Man We Both Know Who Everyone But Me Finds Attractive] is bald!
Me: [Nameless Man We Both Know Who Everyone But Me Finds Attractive] shaves his head. That's different from being naturally bald.
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