Look Ma; I wrote a program!

It's so useful!

My Vote Does Not Count Because...

...My desire to vote is inversely proportional to the lack of people who tell me to vote, then immediately tell me who to vote for, and proceed to act like I am causing amongst the worst disasters imaginable by not voting (at what I will add is my very first legal opportunity to do so).

(Amongst other reasons.)

I'm Still Not Dead Yet

Now have some Doctor Who parodies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qwVz9QQ6Xc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qZUpb8Pz9c

Here comes Rowan Atkinson...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xkZhAtjT8U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDmQaZm_a3U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAHhuDOB5Bo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXRmpm0MEMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bRa8M1-hqw